not quite myself.

this morning, i managed to smash the glass jug of my wonderful princess power blender type 2046.
smash it while filled with 1c vanilla soy, 1 3/4 cup frozen strawberries, 1 banana and 1 kiwifruit. ooops.

my entire kitchen was covered in fruit, glass and vanilla soy. and my feet were bleeding in more than one spot as a result.

the scary thing is this: i was calm. completely calm.
no swearing. no shouting. no crying. hell, i was happy, even.
i cleaned up the mess, i put some band-aids on my feet, i had something else for brekkie, and i ordered a new jug.

good lord, something is seriously wrong with me these days.
i'm not quite myself.