Buffy: "You read my diary? That is not OK. A diary is like a person's most private possession. You don't even know what I was writing about. Hunk can mean a lot of things, bad things. And, and when I said his eyes were penetrating, I meant bulging."
Angel: "Buffy..."
Buffy: "A doesn't even stand for Angel for that matter. It stand for Achmed, a charming foreign exchange student. And that whole fantasy part has nothing to even do with you, at all..."
Angel: "Your mother moved your diary when she came in to straighten up. I watched her from the closet. I didn't read it, I swear."
Buffy: "Oh."

memorable buffy quotes at imdb.com.
somehow one has to get through the buffy less summer, after all.

(quotes link via Confessions of a Mozillian)