Imagine it's LoveParade, but no one gives a shit.

300.000 ravers this year in Berlin. About 1/5th of last year's attendees.
The only people there seem to be country kids from Saxonia, high on E, wearing their bikini tops and showing off their cheap tattoos & freshly dyed hair, thinking that's what you do in the big city.

Time to celebrate, me thinks:
Next year, no one will come.